“Hi! My name is Darcel Disappoints, I live in New York and my blog is about the highs and lows of life in a big city. For better or worse (usually worse).” Darcel Disappoints is a fictional cultural critic invented by designer Craig Redman. In 2011, Various Projects created an Alpaca Darcel doll as the ultimate NY souvenir as well as a series of postcards for the Travel/Hotel store. Alpaca Darcel also travelled briefly to Collette in Paris.